EVERY FCUKING TIEM I CAN’T HANDLE THIS JOKE
OH MY GOD
THIS IS THE BESTEST CUTEST THING EVER
what do you mean a thesaurus isnt a dinosaur
this is adorable as fuck and you can’t tell me otherwise
mmmmmmblockin out the haters
Fact: Unlike the gay agenda™, the bisexual agenda contains a 15 minute break for snacks between sessions.
Fact: The asexual agenda is entirely made of snacks, with a 15 minute break for all out anarchy
Fact: The pansexuals, with their extreme love for kitchen ware, make all the snacks.
Today on "Real Things Spotted in the Mall"
"My brother sacrificed his arm to pull my soul back to this world. If that was an equivalent trade, then the opposite should be true as well." -Alphones Elric
major turn ons : good animation
seeing untagged porn on your dash
me: i have depression
person: *suddenly becomes mental health expert, nutritionist, spiritual guide* why dont u try yoga why dont u eat lots of fruit maybe u should exercise have u tried keeping a journal have u tried yoga have u tried meditation have u tried sitting in the sun have u tried patting a dog have u tried exercise yoga in the fruit sun yoga yoga
"have you tried just being happy? you should just be happy"
That’s fucked up. That’s real fucked up. That’s some ice spider shit and I do not approve.
That is the sickest shit ever
i just imagined a tiny little ice-spider on the mirror singing ‘let it go’ as he builds his little icy webby fortress.
This screen shot is a post-modern art masterpiece.